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  • What do you give a sick bird?
  • Tweetment.


  • Why are elephants gray?
  • So you don't get them confused with blueberries.


A married couple where each has a doctorate degree is a paradox.


  • What's the difference between a duck?
  • One of its legs is both the same.


  • Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?
  • He wanted to work overtime.


  • Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?
  • Because it was too cold out tide.


A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, "Get me a beer and a mop."


  • What's small red and goes up and down?
  • A tomato in an elevator.


  • What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?
  • A Dairy Heir.


  • What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?
  • Decalfinated.