#161

A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

#162

• What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?
• Both crews were marooned.

#163

• Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?
• He was striking a happy medium.

#164

A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate.

#165

Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets. He lost his job when the company folded.

#166

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew.

#167

Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself.

#168

• When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?
• In the Ark-hives.

#169

A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as a dive-in theater.

#170

• What does my fanger and lemon pie have in common?
• They both have my rang on them.