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#151

  • Have you heard the one about the witch's broom?
  • It's sweeping the valley.

(That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.)

#152

  • Why did the apple cry?
  • Its peelings were hurt.

#153

  • What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
  • Nothing. He just let out a little wine.

#154

  • What did the left eye say to the right eye?
  • Just between you and me, something smells down there.

#155

  • What do you call the history of a car?
  • An autobiography.

#156

  • What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?
  • A chairy.

#157

  • What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
  • A pool table.

#158

  • What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
  • Wheeeeee!

#159

  • What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
  • If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

#160

A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership.