#361

A boy came into the house with a sofa on his back. His father said, "How many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers!?"

#362

• If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, "Don't Fence Me In"?
• Neither. Horses can't sing.

#363

• Where does an ape sleep?
• In an apricot.

#364

• Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?
• Because people are dying to get in.

#365

• Can gorillas swim?
• No.

#366

Most people know the legend of William Tell and his unique method of making applesauce, but not many know that he and his family were championship bowlers. Highly skilled, their team was sponsored eagerly by local merchants. To have "Tell's Terrors" represent your firm was a great honor.

Even now, to be able to claim that the Tells once represented your family business would be of great advertising value. Unfortunately, the old records have been lost, and today we can't be sure for whom the Tells bowl.

#367

• Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?
• Scooby-Don't.

#368

This disheveled-looking guy walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a stiff drink. The bartender says, "What's eating you?"

The guy says, "My wife left me this morning, I got laid off this afternoon, my car got wrecked earlier tonight, and my dog died in the vet's office."

The bartender says, "Wow! I forgot the punchline!"

#369

• Why did the owl 'owl?
• Because the woodpecker would peck 'er.

#370

• What goes up but doesn't come down?
• A kangaroo stuck in a tree.