Main      Site Guide    
Really Bad Jokes

Page 33

#321

  • What's the richest kind of air?
  • A millionaire.

#322

  • What do you call a slow hurricane?
  • A slowicane.

#323

  • Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
  • To make up for a bad summer.

#324

  • What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?
  • Five after one.

#325

  • Why was the belt thrown in jail?
  • He held up a pair of pants.

#326

  • What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?
  • A pork chop.

#327

  • Why did the fly fly?
  • Because the spider spied her.

#328

  • Why is the letter E like London?
  • Because it is the capital of England.

#329

  • Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?
  • The dime had more cents.

#330

  • How do you make a hot dog stand?
  • Take away its chair.