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#61

  • Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?
  • Her batteries were dead.

#62

  • Knock knock.
  • Who's there?
  • Boo.
  • Boo hoo?
  • It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it.

#63

  • Why is a train like a stick of gum?
  • One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew.

#64

  • What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
  • A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

#65

  • Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital?
  • He was assaulted.

#66

Two atoms are talking:

  • "Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"
  • "Are you sure?"
  • "Yes, I'm positive!"

#67

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

#68

  • How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
  • Eclipse it.

#69

  • What did the moron do when he thought he might be dying?
  • He went into the living room!

#70

  • Why must judges learn to spell well?
  • They must follow the letter of the law.