> > > I would like to suggest the following possible
> solutions to the US presidential election fiasco:
> > > 1. Keep Clinton.
> > > 2. Let W serve two years and Al the next two.
> > > 3. Co-presidents
> > > 4. Dig up Nixon.
> > > 5. Hold new election with two new candidates.
> > > 6. Lock W and Al in a room with one knife.
> > > 7. Become an English colony and let Tony Blair
> run the country.
> > > 8. Throw out all of the votes that are
> questionable and see if anybody has one left.
> > > 9. Declare Florida a foreign country.
> > > 10.Annex Cuba and let them vote.
> > > 11. Give women an extra vote to make up for
> the one's they missed in 1900 and hold a new
> election. It might be good to give black people
> an extra one as well. Maybe two.
> > > 12. Move the voting age up or back a couple
> of years and vote again.
> > > 13. Grant statehood and reatroactive voting to
> Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands.
> > > 14. Raise Oregan's electorial count to 25.
> > > 15. Give it to Gerald Ford. He is the only
> one who has experience as an unelected president.
> Also he kept the country together when it was
> about to fall apart once before, so he could
> probably do this time.
> > >
> > > One more random, aimless thought:
> > > What would happen if Clinton resigned or
> croaked and Al became president?
> >
> > How about we just declare Howard Pres. and be
> done with it. He would govern with Common Sense,
> honesty, and fairness. He has the kind of
> personality that Bush and Gore could only hope to
> have. I hereby nominate Howard for Pres. of these
> U S's of A (or at least of The United RinkWorkians
> of the World (URW)). Any seconds?
> >
> > Drac "Sam, Stephen, Darien, SpeedBall, and
> anyone else would still hold their current titles,
> of course" imaS
>
> I'll second the motion. He'd be great for the
> job. He's personable, has good sense, loves to
> travel, is good at public speaking (or at least
> public posting), and is just plain fun to have
> hanging around.
>
> The presidential fleet would need one slight
> alteration though: Air Force One, Limo One,...
> Motorscooter One.
>
> Tra "Howard!...Howard!...Howard!" nio

As the official RinkWorks Comic Book Geek God Supreme, I throw my support behind Howard for Prez. With Darien as Vice Prez, that way no one will dare assissinate Howard.

Speed'Brunnen-G gave me my title'ball