> > I would like to suggest the following possible
solutions to the US presidential election fiasco:
> > 1. Keep Clinton.
> > 2. Let W serve two years and Al the next two.
> > 3. Co-presidents
> > 4. Dig up Nixon.
> > 5. Hold new election with two new candidates.
> > 6. Lock W and Al in a room with one knife.
> > 7. Become an English colony and let Tony Blair
run the country.
> > 8. Throw out all of the votes that are
questionable and see if anybody has one left.
> > 9. Declare Florida a foreign country.
> > 10.Annex Cuba and let them vote.
> > 11. Give women an extra vote to make up for
the one's they missed in 1900 and hold a new
election. It might be good to give black people
an extra one as well. Maybe two.
> > 12. Move the voting age up or back a couple
of years and vote again.
> > 13. Grant statehood and reatroactive voting to
Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands.
> > 14. Raise Oregan's electorial count to 25.
> > 15. Give it to Gerald Ford. He is the only
one who has experience as an unelected president.
Also he kept the country together when it was
about to fall apart once before, so he could
probably do this time.
> >
> > One more random, aimless thought:
> > What would happen if Clinton resigned or
croaked and Al became president?
>
> How about we just declare Howard Pres. and be
done with it. He would govern with Common Sense,
honesty, and fairness. He has the kind of
personality that Bush and Gore could only hope to
have. I hereby nominate Howard for Pres. of these
U S's of A (or at least of The United RinkWorkians
of the World (URW)). Any seconds?
>
> Drac "Sam, Stephen, Darien, SpeedBall, and
anyone else would still hold their current titles,
of course" imaS

I'll second the motion. He'd be great for the
job. He's personable, has good sense, loves to
travel, is good at public speaking (or at least
public posting), and is just plain fun to have
hanging around.

The presidential fleet would need one slight
alteration though: Air Force One, Limo One,...
Motorscooter One.

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