> > The presidential fleet would need one slight
> > alteration though: Air Force One, Limo One,...
> > Motorscooter One.
> >
> > Tra "Howard!...Howard!...Howard!" nio
>
> As the official RinkWorks Comic Book Geek God Supreme, I throw my support behind Howard for Prez. With Darien as Vice Prez, that way no one will dare assissinate Howard.
>
> Speed'Brunnen-G gave me my title'ball

It appears that some people don't know me very well. I wouldn't make a very good president. On the other hand, I feel qualified to run for King.

I have a young friend who ran for the Tennessee House. He is intelligent, honest, fair, hard working, educated, a good speaker, smart, a family man, not interested in getting rich, a good listener, easy going, and downright likeable. Not what the people wanted. He lost.
He would be as good a president as either of the two guys who are currently arm wrestling over the election, and he couldn't get elected to the state house. I guess the only qualification that counts is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. But of course you don't need that to run for King.
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