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Welcome to my Home Page! Here you will find interesting things about me,
my hobbies and personal interests, my past relationships, my salary and credit
card information, and more! Bookmark this page, because you never know when
I will add something more about myself!
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My Vital Statistics
- Name: Snook "Snooky" Draddots
- Gender: Male
- Age: 21
- Profession: Toll Booth Attendant
- Salary: $32,000 per year plus tips
- Address: 12 Finnicky St.
- Town: Dooby
- State: Minnesota
- Country: United States of America
- Phone: 1-218-555-8392
- Credit Card: Visa, 9904 2819 1119 8399, Exp: 10/02
I have several hobbies, the most noteworthy of which is saying other people's
names. You can visit my web page on saying other people's names
right here. I also like fishing and hiking and
camping, although I rarely get to do any of these things because I use my free
time for watching TV. I don't have a lot of free time either, because I have
a great aunt who is very sick, and I visit her in the hospital a lot with one
of my two sisters. The other one doesn't like to come when I do because we
had a fight over her loser boyfriend last year, and we haven't spoken since.
My first one was with Beatrice Burgane, four years ago. She was really nice,
but she whined too much. Sarah Bell came a year later. That was a great
relationship, but I screwed it up because I didn't take her as seriously as I
should have. She moved to Wisconsin, and I haven't heard from her since. I
really regret messing that up, and if you're out there, Sarah, I'm really
sorry for all the times I complained about my own problems and didn't listen
to yours. I hope you'll forgive me, and maybe even give me a second chance.
My most recent relationship was with Jenny Rumford, and I hope I never see her
again as long as I live.
Here is my bookmark file, containing links that I enjoy. Because I enjoy
them, I have included them here for you to enjoy too.
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