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Re: "It ain't gonna rain no more no more."
Faux Pas, on host 38.164.171.7
Monday, September 18, 2000, at 06:11:50
"It ain't gonna rain no more no more." posted by Howard on Friday, September 15, 2000, at 18:07:48:
> Today, I did everything I could to get it to rain.
> I washed the car. I washed the truck. I left a 37-year-old motorscooter outside and I'm going to leave it out there all night. My old joints won't put up with a rain dance, but I guess I could pat my foot a little. Yesterday, I went fishing and it didn't rain. The fish were walking. Tomorrow we might have a picnic, or go to Dollywood. We don't even have any clouds to seed. On average, October is our driest month, so it's now or never. We don't have to use paperclips to attach postage stamps. These new-fangled stamps stick on dry. What else can I do?
> Howard
Did you try retiring Dan Marino's football jersey? That seemed to work for Miami last night.
-Faux "#13" Pas
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