Conan the Destroyer starts out like it could be mediocre, but not awful. Then the thoroughly unappealing Grace Jones shows up. Then Conan and his little band of followers go kill a mirror and a guy who can change himself into a cartoon. Then a statue turns into an evil (read: slimy) giant beast thing. The movie is all a big blur to me now, but I'm reasonably sure it didn't even contain the sporadic intelligence that the original had.