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#94

At work, I currently maintain a candy basket. Co-workers stop by, plunk some change into a makeshift cup, and take some candy. I've been doing this for a while now, and I'm bored of it. When I run out next time, I think I'm going to stock it back up with celebrities. You want a Rosie O'Donnell? Fifty cents. Whoopi Goldberg would be seventy-five cents. Sixty cents for a Matthew McConaughey. Jack Nicholson? A thousand dollars. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman would come in a two-pack. Val Kilmer would be free, but you'd have to stop by the loading dock to pick up his ego.