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#150

There are few more painful head injuries than trying to stand up underneath an open cupboard or freezer door. Things on hinges may give very nicely in horizontal directions, but slam them from underneath, and they are Pillars of Strength and Will Not Be Moved. Obviously this is a problem, and I think you know where I'm going with this. What a great opportunity to market cupboards and freezers with iron pegs sticking out of them! Or little glue packets that burst on contact! Or live electrical wiring! Then when someone really ticks you off, like, you know, using your lane on the highway, you can sneak into his house and ambush all the cupboard doors. After that, it's only a matter of time. Oh, and, also, I think cushioned door edges would be good too, for, you know, like, me.