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#198

They say that carbonation drains the calcium from your body, so you shouldn't drink a lot of soda. Why not just put calcium in soda to replenish what the carbonation drains? All you have to do is make the soda with unfiltered ground water from the right place, and there will be enough natural calcium in there to form calcite deposits on the inside of your esophagus. If the FDA doesn't like that, ok, keep using clean water, but do what they do with paint cans: but rather than throwing a metal ball in there, throw a white rock in instead. It will dissolve as it sits on the shelf. Still too unnatural? I think you're right. Let's pass up those ideas and see if carbonated milk will catch on.