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#187

Skin flakes off. It is a well-known fact that dust is made up primarily of particules of human skin. I assume this is for cross-pollenation. You know, like with flowers? Wind blows bits of a flower into the air, and they hit another flower, and presto, a fruit starts growing off the side of it, and then it falls off and starts growing into a new flower -- hence why I think gas masks are a good idea for preventing unwanted pregnancies. Otherwise you might breathe in someone else's skin, and a baby would grow off a bit of you until it was old enough to fall off and walk around on its own.