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#178

A lot of streets are named after trees, a common one being "Elm Street," in spite of the fact that most Elm Streets don't have elms on them anymore. That's fine, but why trees? People are more important than trees. I think it would rule to live on Girl Scout Street or Heroin Addict Street or Homeless Person On the Street Street. Knowing my luck, I'd wind up on Flight Attendant Street Formerly Known as Stewardess Street, requiring me to purchase ultra-wide envelopes.