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#196

I just developed the most optimal data compression algorithm in existence. It can compress any amount of data down to a single 0 or 1. But it turns out this is somewhat lossy. One time I compressed my web site with it, and it became a 1. Then I uncompressed it, and I got the entire CIA intelligence database. Turns out, that compressed down to a 1 also. I was really mad. I lost lots of work and had to restore my site from an old backup. On the upside, I think I now know where my ex-neighbor is hiding from me.