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#3

I think these Veronica Lake hairstyles need to stop. You know the type -- long hair combed all over one eye, head tilted to the side (either to maintain the hairstyle or because the neck buckles under the weight). These women always chew gum. One mandates the other. You have a Veronica Lake hairdo, you chew gum, and vice versa. I guess they figure that since they don't have any depth perception anyway, then chewing gum won't do anything further to hinder their walking.