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#86

I think my company should provide me with free breakfast, lunch, snacks, and drinks. Instead of a cubicle, I should have an office with a door and a window, a kitchenette, and a private bath (with jacuzzi). I should have a secretary or two and at least three general-purpose servants. If my company isn't spending more on me than the gross national product of most third world nations, I ought to go where I'll be more appreciated. I could work for some big shot oil company, I suppose, but I've got my sights set higher. I hear there's an opening for Bill Gates' brain. I'll be his brain, work for next to nothing for two years, then threaten to quit. He'll have no choice but to give me whatever I ask for -- how could he lose two years' worth of memories and experiences? He'd forget how to run his company in the current marketplace. I could ask for a 90% cut of his fortune. Then I'd retire anyway.