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#35

I hate Fridays. Most people love them, because it means the work week is almost over. These people are silly. All Friday is is almost Saturday, and that's just a tease. My favorite day is Saturday, because I get to sleep in late and stay up late. I think I'm going to talk to my friends at work about organizing a strike. Our solitary demand would be that every day would be marked Saturday on the company calendar. It wouldn't matter if the company conceded, thereby ending the strike. Either way, I wouldn't have to go back to work.