> Has anyone else noticed the last answer in today's poll ("I never answer these stupid polls")? Logically, 0 percent of the (honest) population should have responded with that answer. A more accurate way to phrase the answer may have been "I've never answered one of these stupid polls before."

I phrased it that way on purpose as a joke. That may have been a mistake in retrospect, though, because now I have no idea what percentage of the people who answered that meant "never before" and which ones are just answering that to play along.