> > > This is kinda realted to the Favorite Superhero stuff but this might be more interesting.
> > > If you could have the skills, powers, and equipment of any superhero who's would you take?
> > > Even though Spider-Man is my favorite, there are so may more powerful characters. Superman is far to obvious a choice. Batman has the skills and the toys but if I'm going to be a superhero I want to do stuff humans can't.
> > > I think Green Lanter would be my choice, the current one so I would get his art skills too.
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> > > Spider-AvengersAssemble-Boy
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> > Well, Batman is cool but he's also sort of... crazy. Superman is way too white-bread for me. I think I'd go with The Flash. I mean, he's not only ultra-speedy but he's a cool wise-cracking character.
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> > Stephen
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> This was originally brought up on an episode of Seinfeld, but given the subject matter, I think it deserves mentioning again.
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> Superman has all kinds of super powers and super senses (vision, hearing, etc...), so why wouldn't he have super-humor? Or super-compassion? Or even super-wise-cracking? If that's the case, and I think there's a pretty good argument that it is, then I'd have to say that I'd have to go with Superman.
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> Here's another question about Superman that I heard somewhere. Why would he just stand there and let bullets bounce off him, but duck when a bad guy threw an empty gun at him? And for that matter, why would the bad guy even throw the gun at him if the bullets had no effect?
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> Kel"faster than a speeding tortoise, more powerful than a Tonka truck, and able to leap small children in a single bound"ly

Those are the 10,000 turkey questions:

1) Why does someone who's invulnerable to something feel the need to dodge it?

2) and Why would anybody, after seeing the marvelous;-) effect of their weapons, continue to use them?

See the "The Prince of Space" and any of the "Godzilla" Reader Reviews(IABBBBM) for a relevant theme.

Faw"Your weapons cannot hurt me!"cett