> > > Coca-Cola is good. Pepsi and Pepsi-derivatives are evil...
> >
> > This is where I step in. It's one thing to have an honest discussion about good and evil, but I must now point out that Faux Pas is apparently the most underhanded of you all. Not content simply to *be* evil, I see he has now taken to reversing truths in an attempt to lure others to evildoing as well.
> >
> > (Though I still say that clear Pepsi stuff was disgusting.)
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> Of course an evil A.I. would say such a thing to besmirch another. All right-thinking people know that Coca-Cola is on the side of light. During the Cola Wars, it was PepsiCo working for the forces of darkness.
>
> Proof? Look at all the Coke ads. People of all races, creeds, and religions enjoying a nice, refreshing beverage. Look at Pepsi's ads: not just an advertisment to extoll their brand of sugar water, but a condemnation -- nay, accusations bordering on the slanderous -- of The Coca-Cola Company's fine products.
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> Judge for yourself, fine people. Will you uphold the proud banner of all that is good and partake in a soft drink that stands for unity, peace, and freedom? Or will you join with the S.A.M.s of this world with their syrupy drink of evil?
>
> -Faux "[insert patriotic music here]" Pas

And too, those cute polar bears are *pure white* the color of innocence and purity. The best Pepsi can come up with is a possessed little girl. Sounds evil to me.

Drac "I do drink both though" imas