> The Day the Network Died
> Sung to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie"
>
> Long long time ago,
> But I can still remember
> How the network used to really fly.
> And I knew if I had my chance
> That I could make that server dance
> And maybe we could web-surf for a while.
> But February made me shiver
> When each email was not delivered,
> Bad news from the news host,
> I couldn't make one more post.
> I can't remember if I cried
> When I read of how those routers fried

Have you heard the new Werid Al song 'The Saga Begins?' He Uses American Pie to tell the entire story to Star Wars: Episode One. It is very funny, just like your song and you don't have to be a computer geek to get it, you just had to be have been present in the US last spring when the Hype was in full swing.

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