I just wrote something that would make a good song. Come to think of it, it IS a song. And I didn't write it either, but I am typing it from memory which tells you something about me.

As I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day, I came upon a great big box a floating in the bay. I fished it out and opened it up and there to my surprise, I discovered a dump de dump*, right before my eyes! Yes! I discovered a dump de dump, right before my eyes!

I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king.
I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything.
But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop, "Get out of here with that dump de dump before I call a cop!" Yes, "Get out of here with that dump de dump before I call a cop!"

I got right out and hurried home, a running for my life. I thought I'd take it home with me and show it to my wife. But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door, "Get out of here with that dump de dump and don't come back no more!" Yes, "Get out of here with that dump de dump and don't come back no more!"

I wandered on for years and years a victim of my fate, until I chanced upon St. Peter at the Golden Gate. But when I tried to take it inside, he told me where to go. "Get out of here with that dump de dump and take it down below." Yes, "Get out of here with that dump de dump and take it down below!"

The moral to this story is, if you're out on the beach. And you should find a great big box and it's within your reach, don't fish it out and open it up, that's my advice to you, cause you'll never get rid of that dump de dump no matter what you do! No, you'll never get rid of that dump de dump no matter what you do!

*drum beats

I don't remember who really did write that one, but as far as I know, they never revealed what a dump de dump was.
Howard