> > > > or do I have a universal attractiveness that knowns no bounds, whether it be race, sex, species, or even temporal placement.
> > > >
> > > No, it's not just you. I have the same problem myself.
> > >
> > > Brunnen-"fun, isn't it?"G
> >
> > You two are too much. I mean that.
>
>
> C'mon you guys I was being serious. :-P

I get it. Either you're Gravity, or you're the Van der Waals intermolecular Force. Both of you are one of the universal attractive glues that holds the entire space-time continuum together, right?

Nah... maybe I'm overstating the case. You're probably something like Duct tape... and just happen to have a light side, and a dark side, and you hold the universe together...