> > My sister has to write an autobiography for a class paper. She was trying to remember the words to a song someone was singing to her on a certain day: "It went, 'I love you better than...', and then he would name some unpleasant thing that he loved me better than." But she couldn't remember, so decided to make something up. I suggested, "June bugs in my ears." But now I need something else that rhymes with it.
> >
> > Any help would be appreciated.
>
> Change it to:
> June bugs in my ear
> and you get
> Elephants up my rear.
>
> Chr"the kind of person who would think of such things"is

Chris I'm shocked. Especially when "Russians suck, just look at MIR" is a perfectly acceptable substitute. or how bout

Your mommas got an ugly sneer

Your gut is shaped like a sphere

or For fun I shoot deer

or I cringe whenever you appear

or You're as bad as light beer

or Your voice I hate to hear

etc.........I'm a poet and I know it