| Re: best jokes I've ever heardHoward, on host 205.184.139.54 Monday, August 30, 1999, at 17:08:00
 Re: best jokes I've ever heard posted by Paul A. on Monday, August 30, 1999, at 04:19:27:
 > > > > Multiple choice question:> > > > How did you find South America?
 > > > > A. I went to New York and turned right.
 > > > > B. Revolting
 > > > > C. I didn't know it was lost.
 > > > > D. None of these answers is funny.
 > > >
 > > > That is so lame.  Yet I laughed for a few minutes straight after reading the last answer.
 > > Don't know why exactly, but I guess that's the nature of humor.
 > >
 > > Lame.  Yeah, I like that.  Really bad jokes are my specialty and I get tired of hearing them called
 > > "bad" or "corny."  Lame shows a little more imagination.  If a joke gets a laugh instead of a
 > > groan, it lacks something.  Should I delete the D. answer?
 >
 > Don't. It's the D answer that makes it funny.
 >
 > Paul
 
 Frankly, I thought the B. answer was funny, but some people don't get the pun.
 
 Try this one:
 Question - What do you call a person who travels from New York to London and back without taking a bath?
 
 Answer - A dirty double crosser.
 
 (Is that a dirty joke? Or just Lame?)
 Howard
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