Here's my entry: A strange verse to win a strange movie from a strange fellow.

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Stephen-Bickety BAM!-Keller, Oh no!
True despotic Arm, who reigns with terror,
"Mediocre Upstart" none can o'erthrow.

True despotic Arm, who reigns with terror,
Over all in the domain of RinkWorks,
Except for Sam and Leen, but they don't care.

Over all in the domain of RinkWorks,
Plus scimitar-lunging watery tarts,
Supreme Dictator and Ruler for Life.

Plus scimitar-lunging watery tarts
Are no matches for the SHE-Dictatress
SHE (And Mina) have their Huggy Bear's "heart."

Are no matches for the SHE-Dictatress
Found someplace upon this mortal coil?
Nay, for Mia is fairest and peerless.

Found someplace upon this mortal coil,
Peering through his big car windows of hate,
One squats with dignified power royal.

Peering through his big car windows of hate,
The Scheming Mastermind of RinkWorks is
"Ruling" and "Bestest" and "All-around great."

The Scheming Mastermind of RinkWorks is
Stephen-Bickety BAM!-Keller, Oh no!
Alongside Mia, his Co-Ruling Wiz.