Newspaper headlines:

"Tigers shoot down gunship"
--Irish Times, 20 Oct 2000

"Church plan upsets brothel"
--Adelaide Advertiser, 23 Oct 2000

"Man died of natural causes"
--Wirral News Group, 25 Oct 2000

"School praised after vandalism"
--West Briton, 9 Nov 2000

"Tortoises held hostage as lobster war turns nasty"
--Independent, 19 Nov 2000

"Rise of 'mutants' leaves France a divided nation"
--Times, 21 Nov 2000

Warning labels:

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you"
--On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft"
--Included in the manual for a jetski.

"The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position"
--For an Expresso kettle

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