> 1) Why do sandwiches, especially cheese
sandwiches, taste better if cut into triangles
instead of squares and rectangles?

They don't taste better, silly. They're just more
fun to eat.

> 2) Can someone explain to me exactly what
a corn dog is, how it is made and (more
importantly) whether it tastes good?

Having just eaten a corn dog for lunch, I can
easily inform you that a corn dog is nothing
more than a hot dog (also known as the
frankfurter and the weiner) on a stick, wrapped
in cornbread batter and fried up, m'boy. Yeah,
it's good, 'specially with ketchup and mustard.

> 3) What's the name of that food colouring
made from mashed-up beetles? I've
completely forgotten.

WHATCHA?

Gri"gag"shny