> > Ell"Huge Knives, bats, fireflies, Winnie-the-Pooh, and 10,315-pound guns--oh my!"myruh
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> I think I would get very worried if I went to stay with Internet psychos (sorry - friends), and found all that in their computer room.
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> winter"baseball bats or fruitbats?"mute

Now let's see what you would find in my computer room. (It's the den, which is in the basement.)
There's a mug with an Earl Grey teabag tag hanging out.
Two inoperable computers and one that usually works.
A small wagon full of toy blocks.
An antique Quick Microlite fishing reel that I've been repairing.
Five ceramic planters that I might offer on eBay.
A paper shredder.
A flash light. (Remember, I'm in the basement with no windows.)
A cigar box full of felt tip markers.
A small iron bell.
A set of rubber handle grips for a motor scooter.
A stapler.
A 13 inch TV.
Several pieces of furniture.
A calendar that still says "June."
A lava lamp.
An AK-47.
Nothing to worry about, really.
How"one small fib"ard