BEST PICTURE: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
BEST DIRECTOR: Steven Soderbergh (Traffic)
BEST ACTOR: Geoffrey Rush (Quills)
BEST ACTRESS: Zhang Ziyi (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) -- oh, wait, she wasn't nominated, was she? Um, I guess Ellen Burstyn (Requiem For a Dream)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Benicio Del Toro (Traffic)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Frances McDormand (Almost Famous)
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Billy Elliot
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
BEST ART DIRECTION: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
BEST COSTUME DESIGN: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
BEST FILM EDITING: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
BEST MAKEUP: The Cell
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Gladiator
BEST ORIGINAL SONG: "A Love Before Time" (from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)
BEST SOUND: U-571
BEST SOUND EFFECTS EDITING: U-571
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: The Perfect Storm

Optional:

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: Long Night's Journey Into Day
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT: The Man on Lincoln's Nose
BEST ANIMATED SHORT: The Periwig-Maker
BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT: A Soccer Story (Una Historia De Futebol)

-Faux "can you guess which movie I really liked this year?" Pas