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 Re: cat story 
 Howard, on host 209.86.36.95
  Friday, February 16, 2001, at 18:14:05
  cat story posted by Howard on Friday, February 16, 2001, at 18:04:27:
> My daughter has a wierd little cat that is about 12 years old.  She(the cat, not my daughter)tends to circle when she's hungry.  She squalls and rubs against legs a lot, but in between she paces in a circle.  The circle is about three feet in diameter and she always circles counter clockwise.*  If I ever learn to speak cat, I'm going to ask her why. > Howard > *European version: The circle is about one meter in diameter and she always circles anti-clockwise. > Howard
  Redneck version: Mah dotter has a wierd li'l houn'cat thet is about 12 years old, cuss it all t' tarnation. She(th' cat, not mah dotter)tends t'circle when she's hungry. She squalls an' rubs aginst laigs a lot, but in betwixt she paces in a circle. Th' circle is 'bout three feet in diameter an' she allus circles counter clockwise.* Eff'n ah evah larn t'speak cat, ah's a-gonna ax her whuffo'. 
  Howard 
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