> It could be a typo. Just because I don't know anyone who has written a symphony for me doesn't mean nobody has.
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> Unless it means me as an instrument, in which case I had better get to know this Harpsichord person pretty sharpish.
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> Tub"Have you ever heard the sound of a concert hall full of people screaming for their lives?"ba

Well, if our intention is to send concert halls full of people screaming for their lives, then I might as well rename myself "Harpsichord".

Don "The Monkey'Not a good instrument'man" Jackson