> Can I play?
>
> I have a couple of really really stupid jokes, but I haven't read all of the jokes posted on the site so I'm sorry in advance if they've already been told.
>
> Joke #1:
> (I love this joke because you can easily apply real life stories from the news to make it more vivid).
>
> Q: What are a redneck's final words?
>
> A: Hey y'all, watch THIS!
>
>
> Joke #2:
> (this one requires an accent)
>
> I saw a pirate movie the other day,
> it was rated AARRrrr.
>
> Enjoy!
Okay, I got the redneck joke. After all, I live in redneck country. Heck, I even liked it. No, more than that. It was really funny.
But the pirate movie joke? I didn't get it.
I tried a Spanish accent. Then a a Texas accent and a Cape Cod accent. Then Brooklyn. I don't do Cockney. Is there an accent where R is pronounced AARRrrr? Or maybe it's Hollywood's version of a pirate accent.
Howard