> > I must confess that my worst jokes are stolen from other people. No matter how hard I try, I'm
> > just not dumb enough to write really bad jokes myself.
>
> I tried writing a joke myself, once. It goes like this:
>
> Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs?
>
> A: A seven-legged frog.

That sounds like something said by one of my friends, who has a knack for delivery that makes me laugh even at really dumb jokes:

"Dave, you know what really gets my goat?"

"What?"

"Goat thieves!"

All completely dead-pan. What a cool guy.

Iss "or maybe he just surrounds himself with boring old fuddy-duddies like me so he'll *look* cool" achar