> Peanut butter and jelly should never be in the same jar.

Agreeed

> The following are not breakfast foods: pie. steak.

Oh, I like Steak for breakfast, or lunch, dinner, midnight snack, any time snack, deasert, hmmmm, steeeeaaaak

> Apple cider should never come in plastic milk jugs.

Apple cider just shouldn't anything, yuck

> It is perfectly acceptable to drink Coca-Cola for breakfast.

acceptable yes, recomended no

> No two restaurants agree on what "medium rare" means.

True that

> Apple butter on freshly baked bread is very very nice.

Ewww, Apple butter

> Cold pizza for breakfast isn't as disgusting as it sounds.

also true that

> Little Debbie snack cakes should cost $47 a box so I won't buy them and eat them.

Hmmm, Little Debbie

> There's a conspiracy afoot to put caramel in all the candy bars I like.

Maybe, but I like caramel

> Chicken Cordon Blue is incredibly easy to make and really impresses whomever you make it for.

I don't know how easy it is to make, but it sure is tasty

> -Faux "I think I'll eat another Reese's Mini Peanut Butter Cup. *ack* Caramel!" Pas

Speed'oh, thay have those now, cool'ball