> > > > Do you drink tea in America?
> > >
> > > Do you drink milk in Britain?
> >
> > I've never left America, I don't drink milk,
and I do drink tea occasionally. How does that
classify me?
>
> "West Coaster."

West Coaster? -Humbug! I'm a West Coaster, and I
drink milk, but I don't drink tea. That would
make me almost the opposite of Ellmyruh in that
respect. However, I'm not an *East* Coaster which
is the opposite of West Coaster. Nor am I a
roller coaster, nor a drink coaster, and only
occasionally am I a downhill coaster. Therefore,
I'll have to conclude that it is impossible to
generalize an entire coastal region of people
based upon the chosen beverage drinking pattern of
one, or a few, individuals. Unless, they use the
same sandstone coffee table caosters with the thin
cork backing on the bottom to prevent scratching,
then a mild generalization can be made, but only
when Friday the 13th coincides with a full moon.

Tra "Don't ask; I don't know" nio