> Using excessive force if needed.
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> I am speaking to you a lesser man. Or, rather, a more human man. My dentist has just attacked me.
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> Over the past few years, I have been developing a fairly vampiric set of gnashers. No, I don't look like a Ferenghi, I just mean those ones next to the upper fronts. I was hoping to get them to stick out over my lip when I shut my mouth, but those dreams are over. In only five minutes of drilling, sucking, and some UV light, he destroyed my life work. Without my consent.
>
> He also caused my mouth to bleed in at least 5 places.
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> Prosecution rests.
>
> Tub"Ve anashetahs no mush fubeiber"ba

The problem I find is that most dentists are sadists. My teeth look and feel OK, but everyy single time I go to my dentist I get at least one filling, a polish, an x-ray and (shock horror) a go with the business end of the drill. I don't even eat that much sugar! I'm a fruity guy

Also, you need to note that you can die from local anaesthetic. Strangly enough my dentist always gives me some anaesthetic (to make the pain go away - as if) and I feel fi*gasp*ne (dies)

Chr"open wide and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"ico