Re: Paintball! Or, why I can't move today.
Beasty, on host 213.120.38.159
Monday, September 11, 2000, at 15:16:33
Paintball! Or, why I can't move today. posted by Brunnen-G on Sunday, September 10, 2000, at 15:03:26:
> Brunnen-"if they'd let us bring along the Coastie who used to be in the French Foreign Legion, and the Coastie who's currently in the SAS, the final score would have been WAY better ;-)"G
I remember the last paintball game I did. Up to then I had gotten away fairly mildly on the bruise front in previous battles. But this was a stag party. We dressed the groom-to-be in a white jumpsuit to make him stand out in the woods. Unfortunately none of the paintballs would then break on him so we had to take it off him. After that we tried squeaky toys attached to the soles of his boots, but they didn't stay on very well. At the end there was a site game called "Stag Hunt." You can probably guess what happens. Trounle is, the Best Man is included with the Stag and I was Best Man. There were two stag groups at this site, which meant four people cowering in a rickety hut while 20 more stood round it and aimed at all the holes in the woodwork. I had bruises galore! I had a particularly nasty one on my thigh where three balls had hit within an inch of each other. The funniest one was the Stag who had a perfect circular purple bruise on his forehead for two weeks. We called him the unicorn for ages
Beasty
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