Fat-guy tee shirts:
One size doesn't fit all.
Big is beautiful.
Before
Pound for pound, I fly cheaper than you.
Food chain stops here.

picture/caption:
Grinning bulldog/Here, kitty kitty.
Vintage Chevy/Blonde Ford Collectors Club
Old coot/Give me the senior citizen's discount.
Sad faced child/I had a great vacation in Hawaii, but now I have to go back to school.

No picture:
What's Underneath? (A movie title?)
Social Security 2059 (child's size)
UNEMPLOYED-And loving it!
Will work for beer.