> > > A guy walks into a bar and sees a
recently-retired friend sitting dejectedly at the
bar.
> > > "Why so glum, chum?"
> > > "My wife bought me a year's subscription to
three travel magazines."
> > > "Hey, that sounds like she's hinting for a
second honeymoon!"
> > > "No, she doesn't like to travel."
> >
> >
> > This cowboy walks into a bar and the bartender
says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
> >
> >
> > Mou"just waiting for the opportunity"sie
>
> Three dyslexics walk into a bra...
>
> -Faux "playing along" Pas

A guy walks into a bar, and sits down on a stool.
"What'll it be, buddy?" asked the bartender."
"I'll just have a beer, thanks."
The bartender walks down toward one end of the
bar.
"Hey nice shirt," the man hears a voice say.
The bartender returns to place a napkin on the
bar.
"Did you say something to me?" the man inquires.
"Can't say that i did," he replies.
The bartender goes down to the other end of the
bar and starts pouring the beer.
"Great haircut," a voice says.
"Did you just say that?" he calls down to the
bartender.
"Nope," he replies.
The bartender places the beer in front of the man,
takes his money, and walks to the cash register.
"You're mighty handsome," the voice says.
The bartender brings back his change.
"Are you trying to get fresh with me?" the man
asks.
"No, I haven't said a word"
"I keep hearing this voice; it's not you?"
"Not me, must be the peanuts. They're
complimentary."

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