> 'cause it is a diuretic and causes dehydration!!!
> you left off the most obvious answer.
>
> mollye"8 glasses of water a day"mo

I drink caffeinated soda, but I'm trying to quit because A) caffeine stunts growth (supposedly), and B) I'm not a kid anymore and it tastes like malted battery acid...

Cor"don't even ASK why I know what battery acid tastes like, much less the malted variety"rino