A fascinating news story I read this morning:

Toaster Mugger Sought by Police

COVENTRY, ENGLAND --In this English town 95 miles northwest of London, authorities are seeking for a toaster-wielding robber.

On Thursday evening, a 21-year old man told police that a mugger attacked him, threatening to strike him with a strange weapon--a toaster--if he did not hand over his valuables. The perpetrator bit the man's hand, and got away carrying $18 in loot and a gold chain worth approximately $75.

Gri"m news. I must go guard my ca"sh(ny)