> A sign near here reads "For Sale 2.5 acers."
> Egad! I wish that land would hurry up and sell.

Heh. Perhaps they're selling two and a half Acer brand computers? OK, I doubt it.

> Another sign reads "Fire wood four sell"

AAAAACCCKKK! What *is* it with these people?

> And then there's the one that says "Buy you're Christmas turkey now." I think it's time to take that one down anyway. Then I got some junk mail that said "Your a winner all ready!" That one went into file 13 in record time.

Heh. That's how I generally distinguish junk mail from "serious" mail. And if it goes into the wrong file, tough. :)

> Ant then there was the classified ad that said, "Motorcycle for sale. Been road very little."

Ouch. At least it's not four sell.

-- codeman"and I thought things were bad HERE"38