> Iss "wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say na'more..." achar

Say - is your wife a goer? :-}

Dar "Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger, was a boozy beggar
Who could drink you under the table
David Hume could outconsume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as schlegel

There's nothing Neitzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle, was a buggar for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink therefore I am"

Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a buggar when he's pissed" ien