Okay... I'm new here. But it still may interest you to know that a number of rodents in my area have formed a sinister coalition with an eventual goal of total world domination. April 1, 2007: that's the day they make their move.

The squirrels infiltrate residential neighborhoods; they've already gained possession of two houses I know of, holding the prior residents hostage.

The mice are taking control of America's educational system; they run rampant in my high school and probably send some of their own number to a vile end on occasion, to become the cafeteria's so-called "taco meat."

The shrews are evidently some sort of suicide cult... uh, never mind. My imagination is up to its crazy tricks once again.

This has been a sample of Liz's random nonsensical ramblings.

later
~liz