I thought it would be nice to share my experiences with this amazingly mediocre movie. Some months ago, my girlfriend and I decided to catch a 10:00 pm show at our local cheap-o theater. We're both big sci-fi fans, so we decided to catch The Thirteenth Floor, a movie of which I had seen few reviews. Long story short, I feel asleep a half hour into the movie (something I haven't done since I was about seven years old), woke up fifteen minutes before the end, and had some idea of what transpired in the hour or so that I missed. Movies (if anything) rarely bore me enough that I snooze, so I dubbed this the worst movie I've had the pleasure of not seeing.

Incidentally, I saw the movie again, and realized that most of my plot synapsis was correct. Ugh.

Mi "I wonder how every single plot turn can make the next so predictable. That's an art!" key