The Matrix Directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski 1999 Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker Keanu Reeves Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck! Audience GASP! Keanu Reeves Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie! Audience (faints) THE END