Deep Impact
Directed by Mimi Leder
1998
Ultra-Condensed by Mike Powers
Studio People, we are almost done with our introspective movie about the end of the world.
Wait, producers. We see that the upcoming Armageddon will be filled with glitzy multimillion dollar special effects. You must add scenes of people blowing up the asteroid.
But shoehorning those scenes in will make our film seem unfocused and pointlessly derivative.
So?
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