Malcolm McDowell
I was having a right horrorshow time of it, O my brothers, crasting and
drasting with my droogies all the nochy, viddying the vino flow. Then,
those glooby bratchny millicents loveted me and hurled me in the plenny
like a common prestoopnik. That vonny plenny wasn't for me, so I let some
doctor vecks filly with my mozg to fix me up right skorry. Then I ittied
on home like a good malckickiwick, but I couldn't slooshy my lovely
Ludwig anymore without getting bolnoy. It was oozhassny, so I jumped
out the okno. I've had rather a change of heart, and thinking of
getting a zheena like a proper chelloveck, and all that cal.
Audience
Eh?
THE END
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