Armageddon Directed by Michael Bay 1998 Ultra-Condensed by Jim Kirkby NASA An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble. Nerd You must blow it up from the inside. Probably. NASA Let's teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn. Bruce Willis Instead of for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don't have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that. Audience I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it. THE END