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The Dialectizer

Convert English text to any of several comic dialects.

The Dialectizer takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them! Try it out by selecting a dialect, then entering a URL or English text below. If you have questions about what The Dialectizer does or how it does it, please see the "Information" section toward the bottom of this page.

RinkWorks

Dialectize a Web Page

Dialect:
Please enter a URL:

Use these hot links to browse RinkWorks in Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, or Hacker.

Dialectize Text

Dialect:
Text:

Information

  • More Dialects. New dialects really are on the way, but as past experience has shown, completion of these dialects is difficult to predict. I will post new dialects sometime in the vague future.

  • How It Works. If you are curious about how The Dialectizer does what it does, here's how it works.

  • Not Discriminatory. The Dialectizer is not intended to be racist, sexist, or otherwise demeaning or discriminatory. Here is our position on this matter.

  • Legal Disclaimer. Here is the legal disclaimer for The Dialectizer.

  • Copyrights. The Dialectizer does not infringe on copyrights. Here is an explanation.

  • Blocking Your Site. If you do not wish to allow your site to be dialectized, there are several ways you can block your site from being accessed by The Dialectizer. Here are instructions for doing this.

  • Other Web Page Translating Sites. Here is a list of other features that translate other web pages automatically.

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RinkWorks

The Dialectizer is a RinkWorks production. We invite you to visit our other features.

Talk Back

Feel free to send us your feedback. However, please see if any of the explanatory pages listed above answer your questions first, particularly with regard to copyright issues. Also, we have received so many suggestions for new dialects that we are not looking for any more at this time.

Legalese

This site is Copyright © 1998-2011 by Samuel Stoddard. Here you may view our disclaimer. The Redneck, Moron, Pig Latin, Hacker, and Censor translators are original creations of Samuel Stoddard. The other dialect translators are improved versions of translators created not by me but others who released them into the public domain. These dialect translators are therefore not copyrighted by me. The original draft of the Jive dialect was written by Daniel V. Klein, based on work by Clement Cole, with improvements by Samuel Stoddard. The Swedish Chef dialect was written by John Hagerman. The engine that performs the translations was written by Samuel Stoddard.