The Trumpet of the Swan
By E. B. White
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
(Louis is a swan who can't talk, and it is TOO BAD. He meets Sam, who
knows how to stand still.)
You can't talk? Here, put all this stuff around your neck.
(Louis tours nightclubs and picks up a chick.)
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