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Dragonlance: Legends

By Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman

Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


Caramon
Raistlin doesn't need me anymore. I'm a drunken slob now.
Raistlin
I'm going to do some time travelling and become a god.
(He does.)

Caramon
Now that Raistlin is a god, everything is dead, including me. I will time travel and fix that.
(He does.)

Caramon
Raistlin, abandon your evil ways and come home with me.
Raistlin
I can't. I'm evil to the core.
Caramon
Ok, I accept that. Just come home with me, then.
Raistlin
I can't. I'm dead.
Caramon
Ok, I accept that.
Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman
We will now turn the series over to a bunch of lesser writers who will churn out book after book of mindless drek.
(They DO, and it SUCKS.)



THE END


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