We must travel the Paths of the Dead.
You'll die.(They don't.)
The Hordes of Mordor will destroy Minis Tirith.(They don't.)
We must attack Mordor. We'll all be killed.(They aren't.)
Mmmm, yummy finger! (dies)
The Ring has been destroyed, but now we will die in Mordor.
Buck up, Master Frodo.(A bunch of feathered DEUS EX MACHINAS come out of NOWHERE and save EVERYBODY.)